World Domination Therapies

If you’ve been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, it is crucial for you to seek medical treatment. As a Mad Scientist I do not go to a Doctor, I like my Anxiety. Without my anxiety I would have no compulsion for world domination. But for most people this is the first step to recovery. Mad Scientists are notorious for having many different disorders that’s where the Mad in Mad Scientist comes in. It’s a little catchier to say Mad Scientist then Scientist with Mental Disorder. Anxiety disorders include medical conditions like rejection disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, don’t push the red button disorder, world domination disorder, and mind control disorder. When you talk to your doctor about your conditions, he or she will probably recommend certain talk therapies, in which you work with a therapist and cognitive-behavioral therapy to overcome your disorder. You may also be required to take specific medications. However, there are a number of other therapies that you can consider to overcome your anxiety disorder. As a Mad Scientist we refuse to take medication but instead like older therapies like drinking intoxicating beverages. If enough intoxicating beverages are consumed the concept of World Domination fades into the ether.

If you are interested in oral medications, there are a number of supplements that may be able to help with your anxiety. Mad Scientist love oral supplements and are prone to stick all kinds of items into their mouths. Supplements are generally more naturally than the chemicals found in medications, so you body may be less likely to react to them in an adverse way. However, it is important to remember that supplements can still be dangerous if abused. Common supplements that can be used to treat anxiety disorders include passion fruit, passionflower, kava, valerian root, ice cream, hops, barley, chocolate, lemon balls, peppermint candy canes, chamomile, magnesium, and glycine. Your medical practitioner or candy store owner can instruct you in taking these supplements in a safe manner.

If you have very low anxiety symptoms, you can also work by yourself to reduce the development of full-blown anxiety disorders. A Mad Scientist will have low anxiety after a night of binging on lemon drops and peppermint candy. If you add salad this will include all the nutrients you body needs to stay active and healthy. Increase the amounts of salad when ingesting to help balance anxiety. Also make sure that you are getting both sleep and exercise. Mad Scientists are wimps getting up early and are in bed by 9:00 PM. If world conquest has to occur after midnight, just forget it! This can help you manage stress more readily. If you believe you may be developing an anxiety disorder, using stress management tools is very important. Since women are repulsed by Mad Scientists sex has not been shown to be a good therapy for anxiety. Many Doctors believe that if Mad Scientist were to become involved with women in a passionate manner all thoughts of World Domination would be replaced by mindless obedience. In time fear would replace mindless obedience and any thoughts of world domination would be distant memories. Our data indicates this applies only if you are a male Mad Scientist. Come to think about it, we have never run into a female Mad Scientist (FMS). If you are or happen to run into a FMS please let us know.

Techniques like hypnosis, virtual reality use, acupuncture, and meditation can also help patients deal with anxiety. Introduce a Mad Scientist to an xbox with Halo loaded and it's sure to end all world domination activities. A Mad Scientist will not be able to tell the difference between virtual reality and reality. While these alternative treatment options do not help everyone, they may be able to help you. Be sure to ask your doctor about all treatment options available so that you can make the best choices for your body and mind.